Sex Doll Storage: How to hide your paramour?
- 10 May, 2020
You desired a beautiful companion and the sexy sex doll is already here. A lifelike female sex doll, tall and perfect, with a soft TPE body. Oh! You can’t wait to spend some quality time with her. Then it dawns upon you, storage!
Where are you going to hide such a realistic doll? How to hide her from plain sight?
We understand your concern and having these worries are legit. This article may somewhat help you with the situation at hand.
Owning a silicone or TPE sex doll is controversial and not easily accepted by society. The idea of sex toys is still a taboo, and sex dolls?
Well, that's something even more awkward. Buying sex dolls are a challenge for both men and women. But an even greater challenge is storing one in the house.
(Do you think it is necessary to hide your sexy love doll? What is your opinion?)
Why does hiding your sex doll become necessary?
To the society, owning a realistic sex doll is unnatural and weird, but society doesn’t come barging into your room at any time of the day; the family does.
And the worse situation can be living with a family who is sardonic about it. It can be your father, mother, or worse, a guest. And people can be judgmental, you know!
And if you keep the entire matter secret, you would have to hide your doll appropriately. So here are the ways of storage and some tricks and tips to hide your busty beautiful companion.
What are the two ways of sex doll storage?
There are two ways of storing a realistic sex doll without damaging the material:
- Laying the sex doll on a flat cushioned surface. It can be on the bed or in a storage box but it must nicely cushioned and not a hard surface. You can also use a blanket underneath. The cushion protects the buttocks from deforming, especially for TPE dolls.
- Hanging the sex doll is the best option and it doesn’t apply pressure on any parts of the body. The body weight is distributed evenly in the hanging posture and doesn’t squeeze the body. It can be hanged in a closet or a shelf.
However, make sure that the place is clean and free of dust and you add another protective layer by wrapping the doll with a clean white cloth.
Finding the best hiding place for your realistic sex doll
The goal is to find a place no one can spot, but you. It can be anywhere that is unreachable for anyone in the family, even by accident, is secure.
- The closet
The most common and feasible hiding place is the closet. Silicone sex dolls can be detached part by part for storage and can be hung neck down by a hook. In manufacturing factories, sex dolls are hung likewise. In this way, no parts of the love doll are deformed due to pressure. Make sure the closet is squeaky clean and the sex doll is covered properly. Dust bags are also available to cover the dolls from top to bottom.
(Tip: Store your sex doll vertically only if it has standing feet)
- Under the bed
Yes, we understand, the underneath of the bed is a place to store secret items, and everybody knows that. But some sex doll users claim it to be the best hideout. Placing it beneath the bed does not mean directly on the floor but in the bed storage boxes. This can be done with a little adroitness. You can place a cushion for a firm base for your love doll; place him or her on the cushion. This will work as a padding for the doll and then add some daily items to cover the doll, like towels and clothes. Just make sure that it looks like just another storage box to lower the suspicion.
- The shipping box
Sex dolls are delivered in large discreet packaging and that can be the ultimate storage box. These boxes can normally fit under the bed. You would have to wrap the sex doll in a soft white blanket (white because colored blankets might stain the doll’s porous material) and place it in the box. You can put other storage boxes alongside it to confuse anyone rummaging through your items.
- A spare room
Any spare room, or a utility room or the house basement can be used as a storage place if only a lock is added to the door. Securely placing it in the box and keeping it in the utility room doesn’t spark suspicion. Then again this is a challenge because every time you need it you would have to carry the entire box from room to room.
- In plain sight
Now, this is the most humorous way of storing your realistic sex doll, keeping him or her in plain sight. We heard this from a doll owner who claimed to keep his sex doll in a mannequin posture. Dress her in complete clothing, shoes, spectacles, and everything and call her 'Aunt Mary'. Will you not call that a sexy and unique idea!
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Where not to hide your sex doll?
Some people jump on the idea of the ‘attic’ on hearing the term hideout. That's a big NO-NO! Attics have the least suitable environment for a sex doll’s delicate skin. Above all, there are high chances of bumping it into everything like the attic stair or the attic door while carrying your soft doll. So, forget the attic idea.
Sex Dolls that are easy to store and hide:
When a neighbor is unlike one who never bothers across his/ her fence, hiding even a lifelike sex doll is easy. You store it in your room and nobody bats an eye because they never discover. Bedrooms are private places so it is a safe hideout.
The type of sex doll ideal for hiding depends on who you’re hiding it from.
But, if it’s family, like parents or your significant other, this is a different challenge.
For situations as such, we recommend going for lightweight figurines like semi-inflatable sex dolls or sex doll parts like a torso. They are more affordable, and you just need to deflate to hide it anywhere in the room.
But if you are planning to hide the sex doll from your partner, we recommend ‘don’t hide at all’! They both are an integral part of your life, they are your companion in joy and sorrow, in wellness as well as in sickness. Introduce the doll and use it to spice things up for good. Sex dolls as three some are a great way to combat sexual monotony.
Read : Love dolls in relationship, yes or no
There are several other ways of hiding your lovely sex doll; these were some of the ideas from our doll owners. Though, the best is to leave your doll in the open air, comfortably. However, some situations require discreet measures.
Do you have more unique ideas to hide your sexy sex doll? We would love to hear from you.
